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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    " I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing."

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    That's not sad----That Priceless!!!

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    One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimab View Post
    One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
    That may not be a good idea . . . remember Epstein !
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    " When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! "

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    If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

    "Mr. Blue Suede Shoes; Carl Lee Perkins.".
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    " STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. "

    ~Richard
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    " How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December."

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    And in my small family there are 4 birthdays in December.

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    " Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. "

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    " Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. "

    ~Richard
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