Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Geezer

" I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing."

Sad...

That's not sad----That Priceless!!!

One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.

Originally Posted by dimab

One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.

That may not be a good idea . . . remember Epstein !

" When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! "

~Geezer

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

"Mr. Blue Suede Shoes; Carl Lee Perkins.".

" STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. "

~Richard

" How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December."

~Richard

And in my small family there are 4 birthdays in December.

" Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. "

~Richard

" Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. "

~Richard