Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by cudarunner

"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, honey" (Attributed to Dolly Parton)

That sounds every bit like something Dolly would say; what a remarkable lady whether singing or cracking wise.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night

That chew your ass all day long"

Lyrics from a song Vince Gill's father wrote---

"The times change . . . they always do."

LE Modesitt jr author

" Political Science came into being as Alchemy was being discredited . . .although history has proved that alchemy had a better record."

LEM author

" Too much of life spent on line may cause 'terminal' illness."

Resident at facility

Me . . . Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Geezer

To be inscribed above every government portal:

'Here lies a politician"

~Geezer

"Son, everyday I wake up is a good day".

The response of an elderly gentleman when I asked if he was having a good day.

"
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." (Ambrose Bierce)