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    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim6596 View Post
    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
    This joke is so old I think Noah was the first to hear it, hang your head in shame...lol
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    Heard from a former employee " under-staffed employees due to under-handed management! "

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
    -- Albert Einstein
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    Quote Originally Posted by dimab View Post
    If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
    -- Albert Einstein


    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...say/504692001/
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    Yes, I know, but doesn't this quote prove itself
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    " BARTON'S AMENDMENT TO MURPHY'S LAW: Even if it can't, it might. "
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Not sure if it counts as a "quip", but I was watching an old movie years ago (the movie was from the 50s I think). A group of people were at a dinner/night club. The odd man out was asked why he didn't have a date...

    "What's wrong, Johnny? Couldn't get a date?"
    "You kiddin'? I got broads sittin at home, tearin their hair out over me."
    "Yeah? Why didn't you bring one tonight?"

    "....nah. I'm tired of bald headed dames."
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    You always a smart***?
    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

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    From a book I read recently,

    "What would you like on your vegetarian pizza?"

    "Dead pigs and dead cows."
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    You always a smart***?
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    Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
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