"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
Heard from a former employee " under-staffed employees due to under-handed management! "
Richard
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein
" BARTON'S AMENDMENT TO MURPHY'S LAW: Even if it can't, it might. "
Not sure if it counts as a "quip", but I was watching an old movie years ago (the movie was from the 50s I think). A group of people were at a dinner/night club. The odd man out was asked why he didn't have a date...
"What's wrong, Johnny? Couldn't get a date?"
"You kiddin'? I got broads sittin at home, tearin their hair out over me."
"Yeah? Why didn't you bring one tonight?"
"....nah. I'm tired of bald headed dames."
From a book I read recently,
"What would you like on your vegetarian pizza?"
"Dead pigs and dead cows."
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.