I keep trying to make things idiot proof but they keep coming up with new types of idiots.
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I keep trying to make things idiot proof but they keep coming up with new types of idiots.
Technology is a constant battle between manufacturers producing bigger and more idiot-proof systems and nature producing bigger and better idiots.
-- Slashdot (tech site) signature
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
"Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves."
So, the other day on a local radio show where two guys rant about everything, one guys says. “This year so far there have been over 250 death from people taking selfies.” The other guys says, “Oh, that’s just natural selection, nature culling the idiots”
About 50 people a year fall off or into the Grand Canyon, “Back up a little more”, yea, right.
" The nice thing about old age is that "stupid" becomes "dementia."
Local character
Yea, my bride loves it, the other day she said “So, the sales gal got an attitude and I played the “Old Lady card” and got the discount”.
For her, it's sport, and she prepping for the Olympics...
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
― George Burns