No one goes there any more. It's too crowded. (Yogi Berra)
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No one goes there any more. It's too crowded. (Yogi Berra)
I saw a documentary about how ships are kept together - it was riveting...
Have you read that book 'Man & Myth'? It's about a trans-sexual with a speech impediment...
I collect empty booze bottles - sounds better than alcoholic, don't cha think?...
I read about a guy in the paper who keeps getting unexplained concussions. He only lives a stones throw away from me...
Apologies to Stewart Francis, who was a trampoline salesman - on and off.
My pal told me 'sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.'
So I threw a dictionary at his head, HAR!
Adam was the luckiest man ever. He had no Mother-in-law.
Mother-in-law is the only law in which you are guilty until proven innocent.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
A recent scientific study has found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire.
That is quite the quip, Phrank! :rofl2: