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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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08-17-2017, 02:56 AM #3221
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Thanked: 580Have been suffering terrible insomnia lately..
On the bright side, only three sleeps till Christmas...Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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08-29-2017, 02:06 PM #3222
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Freddie
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09-16-2017, 04:41 AM #3223
If you are cold, just stand in a corner, they are usually 90 degrees....
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09-16-2017, 01:10 PM #3224
Are you angling for laughs??
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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09-16-2017, 01:15 PM #3225
Fish and guests smell after three days!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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Dieseld (09-16-2017)
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09-20-2017, 01:25 PM #3226
"I adore political get togethers...
They are the only place people don't talk politics!"
Oscar WildeBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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09-23-2017, 04:39 AM #3227
Here's a couple from Emo Phillips:
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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09-23-2017, 01:09 PM #3228
"Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance!"
Lazarus LongBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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09-23-2017, 05:48 PM #3229
*****************************Bob
"God is a Havana smoker. I have seen his gray clouds" Gainsburg
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10-05-2017, 11:35 AM #3230
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Thanked: 580Made a paper hat, turned out nicely so I made a paper shirt. That looked good too, so I made a paper jacket and pants.
Put them on and took a walk down town, got arrested for rustling...
Sent from a moto x far far awayInto this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison