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    Have been suffering terrible insomnia lately..
    On the bright side, only three sleeps till Christmas...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    If you are cold, just stand in a corner, they are usually 90 degrees....
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    Are you angling for laughs??
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Fish and guests smell after three days!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    "I adore political get togethers...
    They are the only place people don't talk politics!"
    Oscar Wilde
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Here's a couple from Emo Phillips:

    So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

    I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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    "Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance!"
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    Made a paper hat, turned out nicely so I made a paper shirt. That looked good too, so I made a paper jacket and pants.
    Put them on and took a walk down town, got arrested for rustling...

    Sent from a moto x far far away
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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