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10-05-2017, 09:32 PM #3231'with that said'
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Have you noticed you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving?
I think it's because of all the coats on the beds.
George CarlinOur house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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10-07-2017, 09:09 PM #3232Senior Member
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10-07-2017, 09:21 PM #3233'with that said'
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Freddie, that's funny and I can relate!
Sorry to go
on you Ricard but---
Years ago I listened to the Mike and McGee Classic Rock and Roll FM Radio Program. They were local and not syndicated and came up with some of the funniest stuff!
This was back before Cell Phones but there were Pagers and Mike had one.
He was at a restaurant and had to use their restroom. To be polite--he had to sit to do the job. When he was done he said as he stood up he flushed and just then his pager fell out of his pants and down the drain it went.
Ok so these guys are laughing about it and McGee gets the bright idea to call the number in hopes that it's stuck in the drain right below the toilet. So he called and they were talking and laughing about that if it was still there and ringing what some poor guy sitting there would think!
Man I miss listening to those guys!Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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10-23-2017, 10:25 PM #3234'with that said'
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Richard, I hope this brings me back into your good graces:
About Newly Weds:
"When the first one farts in bed; The Honeymoon is OVER"
Winifred Clark my maternal grandmotherjfleming9232 and Geezer like this.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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10-23-2017, 10:39 PM #3235
My daughter is still looking for the frog....
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-23-2017, 10:44 PM #3236'with that said'
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Bill Cosby's dad said it was an elephant under the couch.
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jfleming9232 likes this.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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10-23-2017, 11:11 PM #3237Senior Member
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I work maintenance and have honestly been asked to ring phones and see if we can trace where they are to tear the pipe apart........... Originally Posted by cudarunner
Freddie, that's funny and I can relate!
Sorry to go on you Ricard but---
Years ago I listened to the Mike and McGee Classic Rock and Roll FM Radio Program. They were local and not syndicated and came up with some of the funniest stuff!
This was back before Cell Phones but there were Pagers and Mike had one.
He was at a restaurant and had to use their restroom. To be polite--he had to sit to do the job. When he was done he said as he stood up he flushed and just then his pager fell out of his pants and down the drain it went.
Ok so these guys are laughing about it and McGee gets the bright idea to call the number in hopes that it's stuck in the drain right below the toilet. So he called and they were talking and laughing about that if it was still there and ringing what some poor guy sitting there would think!
Man I miss listening to those guys!
I once pulled a set of keys out and put them in a bag and gave them to security. When I told them I got them from the 8" sewer main coming from the heart center they cringed. I told them that they should be able to trace the gas station and grocery store reward cards on the ring to get a hold of the owner they didn't seem to think that was a good idea......
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10-25-2017, 02:51 PM #3238
" THOSE WHO WISH TO LEAD THE PEOPLE CAN ONLY DO SO BY FOLLOWING THE MOB " ...Oscar Wilde
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-09-2017, 09:56 PM #3239Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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11-09-2017, 10:04 PM #3240
"Its the friends you can call at 4AM that count!"
Marlene DietrichBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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