Thread: Quip Of The Day

Have you noticed you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving?

I think it's because of all the coats on the beds.

George Carlin

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Freddie, that's funny and I can relate!

Sorry to go on you Ricard but---

Years ago I listened to the Mike and McGee Classic Rock and Roll FM Radio Program. They were local and not syndicated and came up with some of the funniest stuff!

This was back before Cell Phones but there were Pagers and Mike had one.

He was at a restaurant and had to use their restroom. To be polite--he had to sit to do the job. When he was done he said as he stood up he flushed and just then his pager fell out of his pants and down the drain it went.

Ok so these guys are laughing about it and McGee gets the bright idea to call the number in hopes that it's stuck in the drain right below the toilet. So he called and they were talking and laughing about that if it was still there and ringing what some poor guy sitting there would think!

Man I miss listening to those guys!

Richard, I hope this brings me back into your good graces:

About Newly Weds:

"When the first one farts in bed; The Honeymoon is OVER"

Winifred Clark my maternal grandmother

My daughter is still looking for the frog....
~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

My daughter is still looking for the frog....
~Richard

Bill Cosby's dad said it was an elephant under the couch.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Freddie, that's funny and I can relate!

Sorry to go on you Ricard but---

Years ago I listened to the Mike and McGee Classic Rock and Roll FM Radio Program. They were local and not syndicated and came up with some of the funniest stuff!

This was back before Cell Phones but there were Pagers and Mike had one.

He was at a restaurant and had to use their restroom. To be polite--he had to sit to do the job. When he was done he said as he stood up he flushed and just then his pager fell out of his pants and down the drain it went.

Ok so these guys are laughing about it and McGee gets the bright idea to call the number in hopes that it's stuck in the drain right below the toilet. So he called and they were talking and laughing about that if it was still there and ringing what some poor guy sitting there would think!

Man I miss listening to those guys!

I work maintenance and have honestly been asked to ring phones and see if we can trace where they are to tear the pipe apart...........

I once pulled a set of keys out and put them in a bag and gave them to security. When I told them I got them from the 8" sewer main coming from the heart center they cringed. I told them that they should be able to trace the gas station and grocery store reward cards on the ring to get a hold of the owner they didn't seem to think that was a good idea......

" THOSE WHO WISH TO LEAD THE PEOPLE CAN ONLY DO SO BY FOLLOWING THE MOB " ...Oscar Wilde

The good Lord didn't create anything without purpose, but mosquitoes come damn close...

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Marlene Dietrich