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    "Explanation is not a release from suffering."
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
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    “Writing is like talking to yourself, just in a way that makes it look like you're not crazy!”
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    “Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.”    ―Dorothy Parker
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    " Education consists mainly of that which we have unlearmed."

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    “For some men to be great, others
    must be enslaved.”
    ― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
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    " A cigarette is the perfect type of perfect pleasure,
    it is exquisite and leaves one unsatisfied."

    Oscar Wilde
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    “To truly know what is good in life you must experience the bad as well.”
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    "A city without trees is not fit for a dog."

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    "Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?… a small part of me says yes."    --Stewart Francis
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