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    "If I simply tilt my head to one side, and shake the compass just so...
    then it shouldn't matter that I'm holding the map upside down. Duh!!!"

    -- Anonymous Future Astronaut
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    " No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious"

    George Bernard Shaw
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    "It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within--not without." ~ Hercule Poirot
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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    “I’d rather be a hopeless romantic than a skeptic, because while the hopeless romantic may get burned many times, the skeptic will never really experience love.”
    ― Kealohilani, Half-Hearts
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    “Always keep fighting”
    ― Jared Padalecki
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    "Germs attack people where they're weakest – which is why there are so many head colds."   --Mark Twain
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    ‘You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.’

    --- Sherlock Holmes
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    " The more complete the despotism,the more smoothly things seem to move on the surface."

    Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    “Compared to the you in my heart, the I in you is insignificant.”
    ― Kōbō Abe, The Box Man
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    " He is about the nastiest little man I have even known, He struts sitting down."

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