Thread: Quip Of The Day

“It's not about being educated, it's about being civilised.”
― Deepak Madhu Nair

Dorothy Parker, commenting on her divorce..    "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard."

“Remember, life is a bit tough most of the time.
Also remember, if it was easy it would be boring.”
― Akash Lakhotia, World Hypnotized: Making of the Fuhrer

" Often silence is the wisest thing for a man to heed."

Pindar

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar is W T F.

I do hope you folks remembered to get a filth on the third for the fourth!

“The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.”
John Philpot Curran

Happy 4th gents

“It's the problem with mistakes, they tend to linger.”
― Maria V. Snyder, Fire Study

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.   A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”    ― Groucho Marx