Thread: Quip Of The Day

“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

" If we weren't supposed to be, we would not be here ! "
Anon

"A bad compromise is better than a good lawsuit." – Catalan proverb

Originally Posted by Grizzley1

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and everyone driving faster is an maniac?

George Carlin

Reminds me of the joke of the man driving home from a doctor's appointment when his wife calls. She asks where he is and he responds on the interstate heading home.
"Be careful" she says "there is a crazy man on the news driving on the wrong side of the road!"

"That's nothing"he responds. "Seems like everyone is driving on the wrong side where I am!"

Forgot who said it originally;
The key to immortality is owe your Dr money.

“So, there’s this hornet’s nest. And there’s this long stick. And then there’s me. How I walk away from all of this will depend on whether I realize that some things go together and some things don’t no matter how hard you try.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

" There is no fatigue so wearisome as lack of work."

Char;les Haddon Spurgeon

“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

" In Vino Veritas" ;and, like so many specimens of life, pickled, and long dead."

Anon

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov