Quip Of The Day

**Phrank** · 10-09-2015, 03:00 AM

So today I realized that the word "bed", actually looks like a bed...

**Hirlau** · 10-09-2015, 03:11 AM

"Where the hell did all these Indians come from?"

Lieutenant Colonel George Custer,,,, June 25, 1876

**pathology101** · 10-09-2015, 03:15 AM

It had to have been a horrible sight to his eyes when he ran into the middle of that hornets nest.

**pathology101** · 10-09-2015, 07:00 PM

Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 or 4 do.

**Tack** · 10-09-2015, 07:22 PM

One difference between a man and a machine is that the machine is quiet when well oiled.

rs,
Tack

**Hirlau** · 10-09-2015, 09:10 PM

I'm not even going to ask where you got that quip,,,

**Grazor** · 10-10-2015, 06:02 AM

Have never seen a motorcycle in the visitors car park of a Psychiatrist...

**whoever** · 10-10-2015, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hirlau

"Where the hell did all these Indians come from?"

Lieutenant Colonel George Custer,,,, June 25, 1876

And if I remember correctly, from history class, they sent him back to where he came, for trespassin'

**Geezer** · 10-10-2015, 03:07 PM

Siamese twins married a nice girl name of Wright. So, yes, two Wongs can make a Wright.
~Richard

**pathology101** · 10-11-2015, 01:28 AM

You cant cast a play in hell and expect to have angels as actors.......Cervantes

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