Thread: Quip Of The Day

“Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing”.


Is Bill Clinton one of them?

Originally Posted by Euclid440

“Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing”.


Is Bill Clinton one of them?

........  


rs,
Tack

ps- yes but he gets $500K per speech for doing it

Originally Posted by Euclid440

“Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing”.
Is Bill Clinton one of them?

Nothing's impossible for those . . . who don't have to do it.

~Richard

When you finally find the end of the rainbow.

But it's the wrong f...in end

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design but what's missing are the eyebrows.     --Frank Zappa


rs,
Tack

A wife commented she had found a way to eliminate annoying sounds in her car. She opened the door and pushed him out.

Nine out of ten men say their wife is always right.
Number ten is still missing.

Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.

~Richard

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote. Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.


rs,
Tack