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  1. 06-02-2015, 05:25 PM #1961
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    “Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing”.


    Is Bill Clinton one of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euclid440 View Post
    “Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing”.


    Is Bill Clinton one of them?
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    ps- yes but he gets $500K per speech for doing it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euclid440 View Post
    “Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing”.
    Is Bill Clinton one of them?
    Nothing's impossible for those . . . who don't have to do it.

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    When you finally find the end of the rainbow.
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    But it's the wrong f...in end
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    The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design but what's missing are the eyebrows.     --Frank Zappa


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    A wife commented she had found a way to eliminate annoying sounds in her car. She opened the door and pushed him out.
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    Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote. Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.


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