""Life: An invariably fatal condition transmitted by sexual contact.""
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""Life: An invariably fatal condition transmitted by sexual contact.""
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"I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse." --Dave Barry
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Fortune Cookie:
''Why you look here? Get off your ass!"
"Its like a finger pointing away to the moon. Dont concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
--Bruce Lee
Wise man once say... "One who falls asleep on stomach, wakes up with sore butt."
Not so wise man, going about it all the wrong way! Bummer!:shrug:
Okay here's one.. Mixing old adages...
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
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"Man who sleeps on stomach, wakes up..."
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"When in Rome, don't sleep on your stomach."
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Au Au Au! I kill me!