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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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04-14-2019, 12:44 PM #4711
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy GuisewiteLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-15-2019, 10:58 AM #4712
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar WildeLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-15-2019, 01:43 PM #4713
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Thanked: 550A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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04-16-2019, 11:39 AM #4714
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney DangerfieldLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-17-2019, 11:36 AM #4715
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Lily TomlinLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-18-2019, 11:28 AM #4716
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Jerry SeinfeldLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-18-2019, 12:40 PM #4717
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Thanked: 550Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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04-19-2019, 12:24 PM #4718
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Lily TomlinLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-22-2019, 11:35 AM #4719
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark TwainLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-23-2019, 11:49 AM #4720
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Thanked: 550Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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