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    When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    I can resist everything except temptation.

    Oscar Wilde
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    A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

    Winston S. Churchill
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    What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

    Rodney Dangerfield
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    I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

    Lily Tomlin
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    If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

    Jerry Seinfeld
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    Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

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    I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

    Lily Tomlin
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    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

    Mark Twain
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    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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