When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Winston S. Churchill
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
– Mark Twain