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Nice thing about old age . . .
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
When I was young and attending a wedding, folks would ask, “Are you next?”
Now that I’m older, they ask the same thing at funerals.
- unknown
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
Seems that our politicians have a staff infection.
Will Rogers
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
Whatever happened to wearing cologne/aftershave? These young men are walking around smelling like marijuana and disappointment
Anon