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    Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.

    Eleanor Roosevelt
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    "Coincidences are spiritual puns."
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

    Confucius
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    Nothing is as simple as it first seems or as complicated as we can make it.

    - Don’t know who said this, but someone should have.
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    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    "To err is human, to really screw things up takes tthe help of a computer."
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    Now that marijuana is legal in Canada, will “Hockey Night in Canada” be known as “Hockey Night on Cannabis”?

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    "Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong; when a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong; and when a woman says that something isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!"   --Homer Simpson
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    "You may already be a loser."(Sweepstakes letter to Rodney Dangerfield)
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a staircase to heaven tells us something about the anticipated traffic numbers.
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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