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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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10-28-2018, 07:50 PM #4251
Dogs can't operate an MRI but
Catscan!Freddie
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10-28-2018, 08:17 PM #4252
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George BurnsI was tryin' to figure out which is worse,ignorance or apathy...Then I realized I don't know and I don't care...
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10-28-2018, 08:29 PM #4253
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10-28-2018, 10:18 PM #4254
Took my CD player into the woods...Bach to nature, doncha know?
Last edited by Geezer; 10-29-2018 at 04:35 PM.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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10-29-2018, 07:33 AM #4255
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Thanked: 174Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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10-29-2018, 09:29 AM #4256
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George
Bernard ShawLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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10-29-2018, 01:41 PM #4257
" The future is no more uncertain than the present."
Walt WhitmanBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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10-29-2018, 05:40 PM #4258
Autocorrect has become my own worst enema.
I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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10-30-2018, 10:25 AM #4259
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark TwainLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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10-30-2018, 11:46 AM #4260