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    Dogs can't operate an MRI but
    Catscan!
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    The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
    George Burns
    I was tryin' to figure out which is worse,ignorance or apathy...Then I realized I don't know and I don't care...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterClean View Post
    Dogs can't operate an MRI but
    Catscan!
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    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

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    Took my CD player into the woods...Bach to nature, doncha know?
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

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    Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " The future is no more uncertain than the present."
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Autocorrect has become my own worst enema.
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    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

    Mark Twain
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Autocorrect has become my own worst enema.
    Yes! I got it! Total Dad joke. Thank you.
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    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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