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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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04-27-2019, 12:01 PM #4731
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04-27-2019, 02:59 PM #4732
Nice thing about old age . . .
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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04-29-2019, 10:49 AM #4733
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will RogersLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-29-2019, 02:44 PM #4734
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Thanked: 557When I was young and attending a wedding, folks would ask, “Are you next?”
Now that I’m older, they ask the same thing at funerals.
- unknownDavid
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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04-30-2019, 11:10 AM #4735
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney DangerfieldLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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04-30-2019, 01:37 PM #4736
Seems that our politicians have a staff infection.
Will RogersBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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05-01-2019, 10:23 AM #4737
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Lawrence FerlinghettiLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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05-02-2019, 11:09 AM #4738
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard ShawLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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05-02-2019, 01:06 PM #4739
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Thanked: 174Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
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05-03-2019, 10:07 AM #4740
Whatever happened to wearing cologne/aftershave? These young men are walking around smelling like marijuana and disappointment
AnonLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe