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    I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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    Nice thing about old age . . .
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    When I was young and attending a wedding, folks would ask, “Are you next?”

    Now that I’m older, they ask the same thing at funerals.

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    I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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    Seems that our politicians have a staff infection.

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    If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

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    A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

    George Bernard Shaw
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    Whatever happened to wearing cologne/aftershave? These young men are walking around smelling like marijuana and disappointment

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