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09-02-2015, 03:13 PM #2651barba crescit caput nescit
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The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...
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09-02-2015, 03:15 PM #2652
If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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09-02-2015, 03:19 PM #2653Senior Member
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Nothing better than a tramp stamp.
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09-02-2015, 03:25 PM #2654Senior Member
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If they look good...Have you ever noticed that most of them do not...just sayin Originally Posted by outback
no offense to anyone whose women has one, I sure its smokin f**kin hot.Last edited by Mafuzul; 09-02-2015 at 03:32 PM.
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09-02-2015, 03:37 PM #2655Senior Member
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he never is, and only says so to keep her from nagging Originally Posted by Geezer
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09-02-2015, 04:01 PM #2656barba crescit caput nescit
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Not a fan of tats on women in most cases, but the tramp stamp has a special place of dislike for me personally, especially 10-15 years after, when they go from saying, "Pretty Lady" and fade and sag to something like, "Pretty Scary".... Originally Posted by Mafuzul
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09-02-2015, 06:55 PM #2657Contains ingredients
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It's NOT "nothing" and, as it turns out, women generally aren't “just fine” when they say they are. If she says that, your choices are to run, run like hell, or to wait it out. She'll explode eventually, and then by god, you'll know what you supposedly did wrong. Originally Posted by Phrank
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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09-02-2015, 07:02 PM #2658barba crescit caput nescit
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Took me years, but I finally figured out what the female, "F-Word" is...."FINE!", usually accompanied by crossed arms and pursed lips....when you get to that stage, things like gravity, mathematics, the laws of thermodynamics, and time itself cease to have any relevant meaning in the Universe you now find yourself in - alone and afraid. Originally Posted by Tack
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09-02-2015, 07:24 PM #2660Senior Member
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Hell hath no fury, as a woman scorened.....period
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