To be old and wise, first you need to be young and foolish...
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To be old and wise, first you need to be young and foolish...
Wisdom of age comes from irresponsible youth........Providing one survives!
Crockadial is a new designer street drug, containing gasoline.
If the number two pencil is the most popular why isn't it #1
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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You see what power is -- holding someone else's fear in your hand and showing it to them!
-- Amy Tan,
writer
"She was so ugly, she had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get dogs to follow her home" -- author deceased.
"How would I know I believed in love at first sight?" the sexy blonde said to her roommate. "I mean, I'd never seen a Porsche full of money before."
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one of them works.