"Only trouble with many Midwest Cow Girlz is they tend to look like the stock!"
Anonymous
~Geezer
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"Only trouble with many Midwest Cow Girlz is they tend to look like the stock!"
Anonymous
~Geezer
Background, then the Quip;
A friend sent me a few thing about not giving a s*** after you get so old, this is about the only one I can post;
I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
:w
My daughter tells me, people will stop asking you questions if you answer in interpretive dance.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. --Ann Landers
rs,
Tack
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
~Richard
Ambiguity, n.
-What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.
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Tack
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing”
Robert E. Howard