Today I walked by a shop and in the window was a sign, "HELP WANTED."
I ran inside and asked, "WHAT'S THE MATTER?!?"
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Today I walked by a shop and in the window was a sign, "HELP WANTED."
I ran inside and asked, "WHAT'S THE MATTER?!?"
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc you've got to help me! I'm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor responds, "I'm sorry. I'm not following you."
It doesn't matter whether you're short or tall.
Whether you rich or poor.
Even whether your fat or thin.
At the end of the day - It's night
The other day my wife asked me to pass her a lipstick.
I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She’s still not talking to me……
Ba dum bum.
Henny Youngman lives.
2 2 was a racehorse
1 1 was 1 2
2 2 1 1 race
1 1 1 1 2
If at first you don't succeed,
lower your expectations..
Can someone please explain this whole lgbtq2s+ thing to me?
I have yet to get a straight answer!
Think those were my mother-in-law’s suggested vows for her daughter,,,,,,Quote:
Originally Posted by Grazor
:angel:
... I doubt EVERYBODY was kung foo fighting...