I would probably answer a lot more phone calls if my ringtone wasn’t such an awesome song.
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I would probably answer a lot more phone calls if my ringtone wasn’t such an awesome song.
I Hate Being Cold! :banghead:
Canadian Ice Fishing Crazy Canucks Insane Fisherman - YouTube
OK that video did not last long enough... :beer1:Quote:
Originally Posted by cudarunner
It Lasted Long Enough For Me! If they had even just moments before gone into the water to stage the shoot, that's about .000000000000000000000000001 seconds too long for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by pfries
When I was in Submarine School in Connecticut they were talking about how important the lifelines were that fastened to your safety harness when you on top of the subs as in the middle of winter there, if you fell overboard, they stopped looking for you after 2 minutes!
Can you say: 'Frozen':shrug:
BESS.... The escape part was what got me... I always figured you were a write off at that point.
Reminds me of Mike, the headless chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharptonn
Ya gotta love those telemarketers who get all belligerent when you politely break in to their spiel and request that they put you on their internal DNC list. It's just a shame you can't trace the call back to it's source and give them a bit of the same.
Mick
What the hell has gone wrong in this thread...this is not a question.
I stayed in Sub School long enough to learn that subs rarely make port visits. Having joined the Navy to drink and have sex with prostitutes in exotic places, I headed for the surface.Quote:
Originally Posted by cudarunner
See Above.Quote:
Originally Posted by pfries
I once worked for a Lieutenant Commander in the Navy who had no cerebral cortex. It's true. We called him Stemmer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
My ex mother in law who is retired and angry likes to see how long she can keep them on the line: "Oh, that's very interesting, please tell me more" CLUNK *drops phone on table*Quote:
Originally Posted by MickR
This woman also returns all junk mail containing postage paid envelopes, stuffing them with the original envelope and all of it's contents so they have to pay return postage.
I learned early not to mess with this woman.
For Nutter From Gummer ain't this the truth though.........:)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ODwR6FPRQ
This is my cat to the letter....so annoying.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13d...6ALIDsD--nXkel
