When I was a young child and my brothers my sister and I would be chowing down on our breakfast/lunch or supper and my dad thought that he needed to have us eat a little more 'quietly' or 'politely' he'd say:
Jesus Christ! Sounds like a Boar Hog eat'n coal!
Don't ask me if that's what 'we' actually sounded like as I've never witnessed such an event with a hog.
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