No, no, no, you should be thanking me and us free lawn care, you won't have your mow for a few weeks, a nice clean fridge you can put new food in, no more left overs..:roflmao:roflmao
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I found this very interesting and quite befuddling. How the Hell!! :thinking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYqK0x94M1E
Whoever, your choice is my specialty. I'm known for my brisket and it is the #1 request when I cater.
Had Texans tell me it was the best they ever had. Baby back ribs are the second choice of the people that have my cooking
I got this in from a friend, I hope it works as I just copied and pasted from my inbox:
One day a guy was walking down a lonely strip of deserted beach when he stumbled across a lamp. He picked it up, wiped the crud off to see what it was and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "Thank you my kind fellow for setting me free. I'll grant you three wishes but there is one catch to my wishes and that is this----your wife will get double of what you ask for."
The guy was going through a wicked divorce at the time and certainly didn't want his soon to be ex-wife to be a part of this good fortune.
The guy did some serious thinking and said, "Well, Mr. Genie, for my first wish I want 20 million dollars."
The genie said, "Your wish is granted but remember, your wife will get 40 million."
"That's just fine by me and for my second wish I want a 20 room mansion on this beach," said the guy. The genie said, "Remember now my fine fellow, your wife will get a 40 room mansion on this same beach."
The guy smiled and said, "That's fine by me and now for my third wish, I want you to beat me half to death."
I moved 4 tons of rock today, what did you guys do?
I know there is a hone in there somewhere. :beer2:
If you find one in there,, you know it's a trap. :rofl2: