Short Jokes

I have been enjoying the Quip of the Day thread and used the search function to see if there was a short joke thread, but could not find, so thought I would start one...

A guy visits his doctor complaining he wasn't feeling well. The doctor advised him to undress, and when the patient had done so, he noticed the patient had a piece of spaghetti, some lettuce and a bread crust protruding from his bottom... the Doctor said "I can see your problem, you're not eating correctly"

Ask me if I'm an elephant.... (someone else) "Are you an elephant?" No.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

I don't want to be a wet blanket here however you know we did have a joke thread in the past.

Have fun with this thread just remember this is a family orientated site and before you post ask yourself if you would mind your young children to read your entry.

What do you tell a guy with 4 balls? ....... Take a base.

Don't wake up grandma...Shes sleeping in our bed.

SWMBO is 4'11" she doesn't like short jokes,
cos most of them just go over her head.