I have been enjoying the Quip of the Day thread and used the search function to see if there was a short joke thread, but could not find, so thought I would start one...

A guy visits his doctor complaining he wasn't feeling well. The doctor advised him to undress, and when the patient had done so, he noticed the patient had a piece of spaghetti, some lettuce and a bread crust protruding from his bottom... the Doctor said "I can see your problem, you're not eating correctly"