Yeah I plan on keeping mine for at least a couple hundred more years, and then being transferred into my new Android body
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Yeah I plan on keeping mine for at least a couple hundred more years, and then being transferred into my new Android body
Uh-Oh, it's the evil Lor.Quote:
Originally Posted by gssixgun
For all fans of Hunter S. Thompson.
Hunter S. Thompson's Artistic Funeral He Planned [Video]
The more I learn about this man the less of a fan I become.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirm
So, not an iPhone guy, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by gssixgun
ROFLOL....Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
Just found this thread.... My family has strict directions. Anything that has not been destroyed by cigar smoking, whiskey drinking, motorcycle crashes and arthritis goes to anyone who can use it, I won't need it any more.
Get a gallon of gas and a match for what remains. I figure the whiskey will help.
Use the life insurance to host the bar bill for friends and family. Empty out the humidor for all my friends. Tell stories about all the crazy and stupid things I did with my life. Laugh until you feel like throwing up, then laugh some more.
Above all else, crying is not allowed!! Celebrate the living. If there is any insurance money left after the bar tab is paid, rent a helicopter and dump my ashes over the city. The city can kiss my (insert body part) one last time.
In my family, we miss the person who died but we celebrate their life and what they did with it.
I want one last celebration of my life and how I enjoyed it for my friends and family. I want bbq, laughter, music...you get the point. What happens to my remains, I really don't care. My soul will no longer be in that worn out shell, I will enjoy a feast with my savior J.C.
I wouldn't want to bother with a funeral. I figure not enough people would show up to justify a bagpiper; but if at least a few people could hang out with my wife and make fun of me for a while, then that's about all I could hope for.
Put your password for your wife in your will along with a bagpipe selection for the what are you listening to thread. We could all listen together and have a virtual wake. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Utopian