I forgot about the pants.....in times gone by a man might spend a minute or two just unzipping his pants.....today I've seen zippers that are just a couple of inches long.
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My main sign of aging is when I travel around town I know where bathrooms are,CVS, Walgreens,Safeway,Raleys.
When ya gotta pee,time is of the essance.
I do have to say, I sometimes gaze with resentment at the subtitle above my avatar. I may have aged sufficiently to qualify, but I sure don't want to be known as a "senior" anything just yet.
And dont for get to buy a nut bra. So you wont set on them, and keeps-um out of the toilet water[emoji51]
Luckily, I manage to stay fit and handsome :p
But a couple of days ago, I discovered I was old. A 20 something woman at work wanted to ask me something, and called me 'sir...'.
:cry:
I never thought that I was 'old' for ladies like her. Apparently, her generation is starting to disagree with that notion.
It wasn't underwear but a handkerchief. So your not getting old because I'm not getting old. we all forget something's now and then. I went to the mall one time and when I left I for got the wife.
Yes, it is tragic, we get older and don't know it, cause everyone else looks the same (especially the women)...the movie, "Dazed and Confused" a young Matthew McConaughey summed it up rather perfectly...the only thing he didn't realize, was after awhile, it stops working for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf-mRo7C2I