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08-26-2007, 08:14 PM #1131
Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in Milan, Ohio. They were knockoffs of the famous brand "Hillary's Feminine Looking Male Tip Toe Shoes." Blue dress notwithstanding, they looked spectacular, easy to clean, can julienne fries. Justin was beaming as he spoke: "Welcome, friends! Today is a special day. As you embark on this epic journey remember not to eat less than half of the special if it's offered to you 3 or more times in a day. If you refuse my love I just might die from exhaustion right away. Truly you can see it can be extremely difficult to get three words that fail to make any sense if you try hard. See? That last bit had nothing related to shoes. However it did go to show and tell for his step-son Booblyboobly that his daddy, world renowned comic and dangerous psychopathic murderer Larry the Cable Car Comedy Killer, the famous blue light shopper assassin that Quentin Tarantino calls his role-model.
That day's special summer shaving soap
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08-26-2007, 09:42 PM #1132
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Thanked: 1587Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in Milan, Ohio. They were knockoffs of the famous brand "Hillary's Feminine Looking Male Tip Toe Shoes." Blue dress notwithstanding, they looked spectacular, easy to clean, can julienne fries. Justin was beaming as he spoke: "Welcome, friends! Today is a special day. As you embark on this epic journey remember not to eat less than half of the special if it's offered to you 3 or more times in a day. If you refuse my love I just might die from exhaustion right away. Truly you can see it can be extremely difficult to get three words that fail to make any sense if you try hard. See? That last bit had nothing related to shoes. However it did go to show and tell for his step-son Booblyboobly that his daddy, world renowned comic and dangerous psychopathic murderer Larry the Cable Car Comedy Killer, the famous blue light shopper assassin that Quentin Tarantino calls his role-model.
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08-26-2007, 09:48 PM #1133
That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked
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08-26-2007, 09:51 PM #1134
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Thanked: 1587LOL!!
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08-26-2007, 10:08 PM #1135
That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona
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08-26-2007, 10:50 PM #1136
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Thanked: 1587That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap
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08-27-2007, 12:57 AM #1137
That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send
*that one was too easy
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08-27-2007, 01:05 AM #1138
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Thanked: 1587That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce. Several
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08-27-2007, 01:12 AM #1139
hat day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce. Several short saps stole
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08-27-2007, 01:15 AM #1140
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Thanked: 1587That day's special summer shaving soap sat, shimmering seductively. Shelia shouted, shocked. Surely, she surmised, Sara's secretary, Sharona, shouldn't send soap, she should send Salmon sauce. Several short saps stole six sauce sachets
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