Okay, here in lies our failure to come to a resolution. You have no definition of life. When there is no finite point at which you say that one thing is alive, and this other thing is not. Based on this, my coffee table could be alive. There will be no agreement in this discussion, because when there is no agreement on the definition of the pivitol term in a discussion, there will be no meaningful resolution.
It was enjoyable. I'm glad you got the opportunity to discuss this with me.;)