I'm a pathological liar. Or am I?
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I'm a pathological liar. Or am I?
I don't think you're unique in that one mhailey.Quote:
Originally Posted by mhailey
My grandfather on my mother's side was the famous Pat Pending, inventor of numerous useful devices. You often see his name on things. Mum used to tell us about him all the time when we were kids.
James.
yes but isn't that a that is a career asset?Quote:
Originally Posted by mhailey
I have been bitten by more animals then I can remember. Oh, the bites have mostly been minor and all from work.
I am missing a dime size chunk out of my upper lip!
Boy, I sure am missing quite a few body parts...oh well...I guess my extra nipple makes up for it.:rolleyes:
Mark - are these missing bits all related to the one incident?Quote:
Originally Posted by JMS
James.
Several actually! I lost my pinky in a dough machine. I got my pinky caught in the steel rollers and ripped my hand back so it wouldn't get caught any further, well, in doing this, I left my pinky behind. My lip was from a rotweiller trying to bite my face off but all he could get hold of was my upper lip! The third nipple I have no clue!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbo
Ouch mate!:eek:
Can't help you with the third nipple, although I have heard a theory that those with one represent the next step on the human evolutionary ladder.
James.
:eek:I would be quite happy not being the next step thank you!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimbo
Well, if not Darwinism then perhaps Lamarckism? The nipple equivalent of a Baker's Dozen?
OK, sorry for the :OT
James.