Originally Posted by
loueedacat
Or could it be that you secretly long to be an American, and that's why you are pondering this? It's a common longing among cultural Europeans - in pulbic they poke fun at the US of A, but secretly want to paint their faces red white and blue and scream "hell yeah!"
So try this experiment:
1. Put on a Toby Keith video, if you find yourself jumping up and saying "that's what I'm tawlkin' about", you really want to be an american.
2. Drink a can of budweiser, if you find yourself spitting it out, well.....actuallly that just means you know piss water when you drink it and nothing else. I'll have to think more about this test.....