:roflmaoHillarious!:roflmao
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Just sidle up next to her and say "Hi... My mommy says I'm special"
Oh no here comes Tony! Hurry, act like you're with me :D
how about. I have a magic watch and right now my watch is telling me you not wearing underwear! But I am wearing underwear! Forgot to tell you my watch is 15 min fast.
My favorite "Baby you may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away".
I'm not sure which I hate more, this party or my wife. Wanna get outa here?