Thread: fun pickup lines

How about we have a little fun? So I want you to post your favorite pick up lines. The only stipulation is you need to keep your language clean and everyone remember that this is all in good fun.
I will start it off.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
No Why?
Because I can see myself in your pants!

Have fun and keep it pg 13

The one that has worked best for me over the years: (no, really)

[in a seductive whisper] Hey baby, I was thinking you and I could get together and feel the steamy, steamy heat of our nekkid bodies rise beyond our wildest desires as we throw our inhibitions to the wind and [shouting now] GET OUR FATASS FREAK ON YOU FINE, FINE, SEXY THANG!

most girls will be so embarrassed by having the last part shouted at them, that they will attempt to shush you by dragging you to some secluded section of the frat party and try to berate you for saying what you just said. once you have them alone, it's a simple matter to apply empty flattery combined with tequila. mission accomplished!

In a loud voice, with hand held to your brow,

"OH MY GODS!!! It's the future Mrs Jones!!!"

The combination of shock, embarrassment & awe at your rapier wit gets 'em almost every time.

Originally Posted by Spike J

In a loud voice, with hand held to your brow,

"OH MY GODS!!! It's the future Mrs Jones!!!"

The combination of shock, embarrassment & awe at your rapier wit gets 'em almost every time.

Surely that only works if your surname is Jones? And it wouldnt work if their name already WAS Jones. In fact it would work even LESS if they WERE Mrs.Jones already!

Originally Posted by Spike J

In a loud voice, with hand held to your brow,

"OH MY GODS!!! It's the future Mrs Jones!!!"

The combination of shock, embarrassment & awe at your rapier wit gets 'em almost every time.

And don't think for one minuite that worked on me! Actually I don't think Spike used a pick up line, we were mutually drawn to each other. Although when I did tell him how I felt it came out something like

"Do you realise how hard it was for me not to club you over the head, throw you over my shoulder and run off into the woods with you?!!"

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

Surely that only works if your surname is Jones? And it wouldnt work if their name already WAS Jones. In fact it would work even LESS if they WERE Mrs.Jones already!

What do you think the J stands for???? Funny thing is it has worked a couple of times... Funnily enough not on any woman who has become Mrs Jones

[Looking deep into her eyes] Was your father a professional thief?
- No, why do you say that?
Because someone must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Let me tell you, it worked a treat. More than once.

The first time my sweetie sent me an email, he quoted Hannibal Lecter: "The world is a more interesting place with you in it." It wasn't exactly a pickup line, but it worked.

I love it when an ass fits in my hand like that!...... just bumping into her of course.

My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time.

Tony