Thread: fun pickup lines

Here's a great redneck pickup line:

You remind me of a prize bass....I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

haha these are great!! i've got some clean ones :P

You must be Grace, because you're amazing!!

You're a sinner! you stole my heart!

i i could rearange the alphabet i'd but U and I together

those must be astronaut pants because your butt is out of this world


and dirty one

My face is leaving in 20 minutes, you wanna be on it.

These are too much. Heres one that caught my brother a wife: you want to go halfs on a baby?

Originally Posted by awk5

These are too much. Heres one that caught my brother a wife: you want to go halfs on a baby?

LOL!

one that's worked for me before late at night at a bar was "it's a bit too loud to talk in here, wanna go to denny's?"

ummm..... what's denny's? I dont geddit.

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

ummm..... what's denny's? I dont geddit.

A crappy 24 hour restaurant chain.

Doesn't that variety of restaurant always do a good Breakfast though? Crazy how that works.

Originally Posted by Nickelking

A crappy 24 hour restaurant chain.

Originally Posted by sicboater

Doesn't that variety of restaurant always do a good Breakfast though? Crazy how that works.

It just seems good because you get so hungry during the 20 minutes that you have to wait for your food while watching everyone else around you devouring what they waited 20 minutes to get

Originally Posted by Detach

and dirty one

My face is leaving in 20 minutes, you wanna be on it.

I've had that one used on me before, my reply was "Would you like some ice?" as I pinned the guy to the wall by his neck and dangly's.

oh if we're getting into bad dirty ones someone tried to use this on a friend.

"Ever had your belly button french kissed? From the inside?"

Her response?

"ew ew ew get away from me"