Thread: fun pickup lines

Hey, baby... have a little German in you? ... want some?

That dress looks great on you.. it'd look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.

(no... I do NOT use these!)

I just wear my kilt. Put on a kilt and complete strangers will walk up to you and ask about your underwear.

Hand her a dollar.
What's that for?
It's a down payment on your pants Baby, I'm moving IN !!!

Originally Posted by Tony Miller

My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time.

Tony

LIMIT

My best pick up line was always "Hi. I'm drunk. Who the hell are you?"

Based on long term results (13 years and running) my most successful pick up line was "Excuse me, can I bum a smoke off you?"

thats pretty funny Tony!!!

Originally Posted by Tony Miller

My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time.

Tony

Aww, I came here to say that. That's what I get for being tardy.

How on earth do you guys pull?? Those are some of the lamest lines I've ever heard, well except for Tony and the Chloroform, hehehehe

Talk about ridiculous here...I can't believe any of those have ever worked

We end up married dont we?