Thread: fun pickup lines

"Grab yer coat love, you've pulled..."

"Your legs are like spanners, everytime you move them my nuts tighten"

Originally Posted by poona

"Grab yer coat love, you've pulled..."

This one has actually worked. Once. I didn't believe it either

Originally Posted by poona

"Your legs are like spanners, everytime you move them my nuts tighten"

Originally Posted by Silver

And don't think for one minuite that worked on me! Actually I don't think Spike used a pick up line, we were mutually drawn to each other. Although when I did tell him how I felt it came out something like

"Do you realise how hard it was for me not to club you over the head, throw you over my shoulder and run off into the woods with you?!!"

Mòrags line was "Do I have to hit you in the nuts to get a hug or what ?" Said just after I'd been released from a drunken man hug from one of my Uni friends who'd accidentally hit me in the aforementioned unmentionables as we were leaving (temporarily I might add) a University Beer festival to attend the last lecture of the day (and the first one we actually made it to )

Originally Posted by foundlingofdollar

I just wear my kilt. Put on a kilt and complete strangers will walk up to you and ask about your underwear.

+1 on this ... it gets them every time - it gets a little disturbing when they are with their fella though.

Barney

Originally Posted by barneycg

...... a University Bear festival...

Who was the University Bear? Yogi?

I'm sorry, I couldnt resist...

Man I hope it was a typo now. I'd look REAL stoopid if it wasnt.

Originally Posted by foundlingofdollar

I just wear my kilt. Put on a kilt and complete strangers will walk up to you and ask about your underwear.

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

Who was the University Bear? Yogi?

I'm sorry, I couldnt resist...

Man I hope it was a typo now. I'd look REAL stoopid if it wasnt.

Nope ... I'm the one looking stoopid thanks for the heads up - now corrected

Barney

My wife is a math teacher and was always fond of "I want to take you, add some wine, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

Originally Posted by foundlingofdollar

My wife is a math teacher and was always fond of "I want to take you, add some wine, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

Awesome! I had to grab some kleenex to clean up after my response!!
-Fred

as cheesy as possible slide up to her at the bar with your side, the approach is very important. if your facing her it will never work. as cheesy as possible ask over your shoulder "come here often beautiful?" and laugh with her! apologize and extend the hand. "sorry, i had to. my name is Dan"

saving from the obnoxious drunk guy using the above mentioned lines works too! shove a drink in her hand and apologize for being late "sweetheart" and whisk her away.

"i'm sorry, i'm really shy and even worse at this sort of thing but you are so intimidatingly beautiful that i had to come talk to you. please don't hold it against me."

and yes, if you just start out apologizing she'll know you know how and have been properly house trained; even if it's only a rouse!

and since i like tall chicks, comparing them to a "walking scarf" doesn't hurt, much....