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  1. 06-23-2008, 08:19 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Miller View Post
    My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Works every time.

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  2. 06-23-2008, 08:21 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Miller View Post
    My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Works every time.

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  3. 06-23-2008, 09:09 PM #13
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    Just sidle up next to her and say "Hi... My mommy says I'm special"
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    Oh no here comes Tony! Hurry, act like you're with me
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  5. 06-23-2008, 10:26 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Miller View Post
    My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Works every time.

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    How do you top that!?!
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  6. 06-23-2008, 10:35 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Miller View Post
    My favorite..."pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Works every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nun2sharp View Post
    How do you top that!?!
    "Excuse me, but does this taste like Rohypnol to you?"
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  7. 06-23-2008, 11:54 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidneykidney View Post
    "Excuse me, but does this taste like Rohypnol to you?"
    "Would you like to see my dungeon?"
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  8. 06-24-2008, 01:52 AM #18
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    how about. I have a magic watch and right now my watch is telling me you not wearing underwear! But I am wearing underwear! Forgot to tell you my watch is 15 min fast.
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  9. 06-24-2008, 01:55 AM #19
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    My favorite "Baby you may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away".
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  10. 06-24-2008, 02:15 AM #20
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    I'm not sure which I hate more, this party or my wife. Wanna get outa here?
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