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03-03-2009, 12:25 AM
G23VFR

Man stuffed cat in bong

Cat in bong
:gaah::rofl2:
03-03-2009, 02:12 AM
Rajagra

Maybe he was trying to make a Bonsai kitten. Or should that be Bongsai?:rofl2:
http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/insertGray.jpg
03-03-2009, 02:31 AM
smokelaw1

"This cat was just dazed," Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society

The kitten, did, however, go through three bags of baked lays, two large fries, and two cokes on the way to the shelter."
03-03-2009, 02:48 AM
riooso

Drug sniffing CAT! I can see it now. :rofl2:

R
03-03-2009, 11:30 AM
icedog

While I can understand where you guys can find jokes in this, I fail to see anything funny about someone torturing a kitten.:nono:
03-03-2009, 01:20 PM
riooso

Oh lighten up a little. The guy was a druggie who shouldn't have done it but it is not like the cat died or suffered any ill effects.

R
03-03-2009, 01:31 PM
smokelaw1

Quote:

Originally Posted by icedog

While I can understand where you guys can find jokes in this, I fail to see anything funny about someone torturing a kitten.:nono:

Brad, I thanked you here, because I realize that without knowing me, it would be very easy to see me as making light of this.
I support or have supported (both with money and pro-bono legal work) a number of animal/animal welfare organizations. I forget sometimes that the people on a mostly anonymous website don't know me, and know that underneath my joke lives a condemnation of the most strong variety of this type of abuse.
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03-03-2009, 02:53 PM
jockeys

that's a terrible thing to do to a perfectly good bong. i would never allow something as filthy as a cat to profane any of my apparatuses.

if i ever found a stoner or a cat besmirching my bongs, it would be the end of them both, i can tell ya.
03-03-2009, 03:06 PM
smokelaw1

Quote:

Originally Posted by jockeys

that's a terrible thing to do to a perfectly good bong. i would never allow something as filthy as a cat to profane any of my apparatuses.

if i ever found a stoner or a cat besmirching my bongs, it would be the end of them both, i can tell ya.

I just can't imagine how bad that must have tasted. Clean water, check. Clean stem, check. Nice indoor WW/G13/Bubbeberry mix, check. Now where did I put my cat?

It did not, however, look like a perfectly good bong. Looked like some sort of homemade chamber that invovled duct tape.
03-03-2009, 03:54 PM
majurey

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokelaw1

I just can't imagine how bad that must have tasted. Clean water, check. Clean stem, check. Nice indoor WW/G13/Bubbeberry mix, check. Now where did I put my cat?

It did not, however, look like a perfectly good bong. Looked like some sort of homemade chamber that invovled duct tape.

Ooops, I do believe your expertise is showing! ;)
03-03-2009, 04:08 PM
smokelaw1

Quote:

Originally Posted by majurey

Ooops, I do believe your expertise is showing! ;)

No, I saw a Cheech & Chong movie once, that's all! I swear!
03-03-2009, 04:14 PM
jockeys

Quote:

Originally Posted by majurey

Ooops, I do believe your expertise is showing! ;)

so he went to college, so what?
03-03-2009, 04:19 PM
raghur

Quote:

Originally Posted by jockeys

so he went to college, so what?

He can be the Prez as long as he didn't inhale.
03-03-2009, 04:32 PM
icedog

Quote:

Originally Posted by riooso

Oh lighten up a little. The guy was a druggie who shouldn't have done it but it is not like the cat died or suffered any ill effects.

R

Actually, they are testing to see if the cat suffered any respiratory damage and if so the charges will be elevated to felony status.

No I will not "lighten up." When was the last time you were locked in an envorionment where you could not see nor breathe?
03-03-2009, 04:33 PM
smokelaw1

Quote:

Originally Posted by jockeys

so he went to college, so what?

What do my six years of undergrad have to do with it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by raghur

He can be the Prez as long as he didn't inhale.

I have no recollection of those events, Senator.
03-03-2009, 04:43 PM
xman

What a moron. Locking a cat into a tiny smoke filled box is intended to calm it down. Now you might get the animal stoned enough to settle for a while, but it seems to me this kind of lunacy will only make that cat freakier in the long run.

X
03-03-2009, 04:45 PM
Quick Orange

Quote:

Originally Posted by icedog

No I will not "lighten up." When was the last time you were locked in an envorionment where you could not see nor breathe?

Just before I evicted my roommate for burning too much stuff on the stove:D

First, let me say poor cat. That's terrible. Who gets a kitten and expects it to be mellow? (besides stoners)

Second, without further ado:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...uch-catnip.jpg
03-03-2009, 04:48 PM
JimmyHAD

I would waterboard that guy. Case closed and no mercy.
03-03-2009, 04:55 PM
Quick Orange

One more because I can't help it:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...kes-catnip.jpg
03-03-2009, 05:05 PM
sparq

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Orange

Second, without further ado:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...uch-catnip.jpg

That's just great!
:rofl2:

That guy is an idiot, his cranium has probably as much vacant space as his bong. :nono:
03-03-2009, 06:56 PM
Rajagra

Quote:

Originally Posted by icedog

Actually, they are testing to see if the cat suffered any respiratory damage and if so the charges will be elevated to felony status.

No I will not "lighten up." When was the last time you were locked in an envorionment where you could not see nor breathe?

None of us are laughing at animal cruelty, we're laughing at the stupidity of that guy.

The device was partly made of clear plexiglass, and can't be airtight or it would not have worked for its purpose.

I love animals, I'm glad to see this idiot got fined $400 for the animal abuse, normally the punishment is far less. (I doubt this was the only time he put the cat in it, he probably got a regular kick seeing the cat through the clear sides of the bong.)

BUT people do overreact to these things. Bottom line is the cat is fine, it may not have suffered in any way at all. Of course they are attempting to seek evidence for further conviction, that's what they do, and it doesn't necessarily mean it's out of concern for the cat.

The only sign of suffering is that "It cowers in the back of its cage like it's a little bit afraid" Of course it's afraid, it's been forcibly removed from its home and owner.

I have a cat and he's the most affectionate and laid back thing in the world. But when the doorbell rings he flies upstairs to hide. He doesn't trust strangers. Imagine how he'd react if a stranger forcibly removed him and put him in a cage. I think he too would be "a little bit afraid." Does that reflect on me in any way?

(As for the Bonsai Cat thing, that was 100% wind up, no animals were hurt during the making of the spoof website.)
03-03-2009, 08:29 PM
icedog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rajagra

BUT people do overreact to these things. Bottom line is the cat is fine, it may not have suffered in any way at all. Of course they are attempting to seek evidence for further conviction, that's what they do, and it doesn't necessarily mean it's out of concern for the cat.

The only sign of suffering is that "It cowers in the back of its cage like it's a little bit afraid" Of course it's afraid, it's been forcibly removed from its home and owner.

Yeah, okay. I see nothing even remotely humorous in the terrorization of a kitten. How would you know if the cat is fine? But that is not the point. What I read is that a grown man high on illegal drugs locked a baby animal in a tiny smoke filled box. What the F is funny about that? Holy crap! You people argue about morals yet you have the gall to joke about torturing a kitten? I don't even like cats but I would twist this asshole's head off if I saw this happening.
03-03-2009, 08:44 PM
igitur55

Quote:

Originally Posted by icedog

No I will not "lighten up." When was the last time ... .

No, really. Lighten up. Reserve your rage for the people who are really doing these senseless things, and talk about razors here.
03-03-2009, 10:07 PM
G23VFR

Quote:

Originally Posted by icedog

Yeah, okay. I see nothing even remotely humorous in the terrorization of a kitten. How would you know if the cat is fine? But that is not the point. What I read is that a grown man high on illegal drugs locked a baby animal in a tiny smoke filled box. What the F is funny about that? Holy crap! You people argue about morals yet you have the gall to joke about torturing a kitten? I don't even like cats but I would twist this asshole's head off if I saw this happening.

we're laughing at the stupidity of the guy, he put it in there not to torture the cat but to mellow it out. If he had malicious intentions all along (he very may well have meant to harm the kitten and he just lied) then it wouldn't be funny. The fact that he could be that stupid makes a lot people of laugh.
03-03-2009, 10:16 PM
icedog

Quote:

Originally Posted by igitur55

No, really. Lighten up. Reserve your rage for the people who are really doing these senseless things, and talk about razors here.

Hey there. igiture, so you're the guy who tells me what I can and cannot discuss? Nice to meet ya.
03-03-2009, 10:38 PM
bpave777

Yeah, this is bulls*t. I'd love to knock that f*er who did this out! Hurting a defenseless animal is the lowest.
03-03-2009, 10:44 PM
KristofferBodvin

He should have someone give him an "over dose" of something.I HATE dopers, they are all filth!

Kristoffer
03-03-2009, 10:55 PM
bpave777

I don't care what kind of drugs someone does. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone except themselves.
03-03-2009, 10:56 PM
Rajagra

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03-03-2009, 10:58 PM
jockeys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rajagra

None of us are laughing at animal cruelty

I am! cats are my sworn enemy. they hate me, I hate them. their suffering puts a smile on my face whenever I see it. not unlike the destruction of the environment, which I also support. here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.
03-03-2009, 11:35 PM
icedog

Quote:

Originally Posted by jockeys

I am! cats are my sworn enemy. they hate me, I hate them. their suffering puts a smile on my face whenever I see it. not unlike the destruction of the environment, which I also support. here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.

Thank God!
03-03-2009, 11:44 PM
igitur55

Quote:

Originally Posted by jockeys

here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.

Well, if you don't want it, send it over here. We could always use a little more environment around here.
03-03-2009, 11:56 PM
The Dude

Quote:

Originally Posted by KristofferBodvin

I HATE dopers, they are all filth!

Kristoffer

Why don't you take two steps back and literally go **** your own face. I have done nothin to you and you call me filth. And there are alot more than just me and the few here that will admit to it. If that didnt get the thread closed, then on to the cats.

I am allergic to cats, and therefore I do not favor them, but i dont want to see one harmed. And if you do want to see em harmed, just dont show me afterwards.
03-04-2009, 12:11 AM
Quick Orange

Quote:

Originally Posted by jockeys

I am! cats are my sworn enemy. they hate me, I hate them. their suffering puts a smile on my face whenever I see it. not unlike the destruction of the environment, which I also support. here in Texas we are working hard at the grassroots level to have the environment outlawed.

I think you've supplied my laugh burst of the day, thank you sir. I guess it's a good thing Texas doesn't really have much of an environment to outlaw:roflmao
03-04-2009, 03:26 AM
riooso

Man, this thread is really hot! I love this place it is a very tolerant of different points of view, but alas I have to go to bed early because I am getting up at 3am to go goose hunting!:D

Later,
R
03-04-2009, 03:59 AM
igitur55

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dude

Why don't you take two steps back and literally go **** your own face. I have done nothin to you and you call me filth. And there are alot more than just me and the few here that will admit to it. If that didnt get the thread closed, then on to the cats.

I am allergic to cats, and therefore I do not favor them, but i dont want to see one harmed. And if you do want to see em harmed, just dont show me afterwards.

How about, Man Stuffed In Bong By Cat?
03-04-2009, 05:16 AM
The Dude

Now that i would watch with popcorn and a coke.
03-04-2009, 12:39 PM
2Sharp

I always wondered how you get those bongs cleaned out.

bj
03-04-2009, 01:20 PM
smokelaw1

Quote:

Originally Posted by igitur55

How about, Man Stuffed In Bong By Cat?

"Sorry, boss man, I can't come in today."
"What? This is the third time this week! I'll need to see a DR.'s note."
"Dr? No, I'm not sick, man...it's my cat."
"Your cat? You can't come in 'cause of your cat? What, is the fur ball sick or something?"
"No, dude...he, uh, locked me in..."
"Lovked you in? You're locked INSIDE your house? What are you, the Violent Femmes?"
"What? No, man, not in my house. My cat stuffed me in my bong!"
"Well, then, you are not only very very strange, you are also fired. Pot head."
03-04-2009, 01:33 PM
majurey

This is hands down the most nuts thread I've read on SRP. Horror, laughter, anger... it's all here. Plus, I learned a new insult which I'm going to use as much as possible.

Now to see if I can **** my own face. :fim:

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