Do you know how to align the perforations on a toliet roll?

Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?


They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

If you make a little arrow with the end of the roll (like in those fancy hotels) you just do not have these problems.

If you use a bidet (like in those fancy French hotels) you just do not have these problems either.

I lament the passing, those days of yore, when men used newspaper, and butts were sore.

James.

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Originally Posted by Jimbo

If you make a little arrow with the end of the roll (like in those fancy hotels) you just do not have these problems.

If you use a bidet (like in those fancy French hotels) you just do not have these problems either.

I lament the passing, those days of yore, when men used newspaper, and butts were sore.

James.

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...Or the days where men used leafs before they pulled up their briefs.

I just bought 3 ply for the first time, it should be interesting).

Red[/QUOTE]


3 ply!! There's a 3 Ply??? OOOHHHH

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Originally Posted by Bruce

This question sounds delightfully anal, almost retentively so. While nothing can be done to re-align the perforations between the sheets, if one wants custom sized lengths of TP, one should bring a pair of scissors with one when using the water closet. Using this tool will eliminate the sloppiness of the torn edge when cutting lengths to the proper dimension. The scissors may also be used effectively to cut the tissue to a desired width if that is also required.

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Hang on, scissors? why scissors? we all got straight razors lol swoosh and it is done

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Originally Posted by Neils1304

Hang on, scissors? why scissors? we all got straight razors lol swoosh and it is done

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Oh come on, EVERYONE knows that you don't use a straight to cut paper :)

In answer to the question though, I unroll the outer ply one revolution and this fixes the problem.

I prefer the free end to hang at the front of the roll, why risk having your wiping hand contact the wall.

Leaving a sheet or two on a dead roll is rude.

The epitome of lazy is the guys at work who start a new roll but can't be arsed to put it on the holder properly and instead just balance it on top of the spindle, oh and leave the old middle other the spindle.

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Originally Posted by Big Red

sorry to sidetrack, but do you prefer roll over top or from under? I prefer it to roll under. I feel it makes one handed tearing easier ...snip...
Red

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Cat owners unite, From the back! they spin the roll from the front..However there seem to be more perforations later!

~Richard