Quote Originally Posted by Bruce View Post
This question sounds delightfully anal, almost retentively so. While nothing can be done to re-align the perforations between the sheets, if one wants custom sized lengths of TP, one should bring a pair of scissors with one when using the water closet. Using this tool will eliminate the sloppiness of the torn edge when cutting lengths to the proper dimension. The scissors may also be used effectively to cut the tissue to a desired width if that is also required.

Hang on, scissors? why scissors? we all got straight razors lol swoosh and it is done