people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Before going to sleep, the boogie man checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris separated conjoined twins with a roundhouse kick.
There's no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman that have never met Chuck Norris.
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