OK, things are too heavy in here today....

My friend's dog was hit by a potato chip truck while we were in college. She was heartbroken, but refused any compensation from the company (who did offer, if I remember correctly), as her dog sprinted in fromt of the truck, the driver was faultless. They did however send lots and lots of chips to the house.

You think these folks get anything?
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home - Yahoo! News