I SAY SHAVE THAT SUCKER !!!
:roflmao :roflmao
(start with the neck)
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you might be a straight shaver if: you view a double edge razor as a toy.
after 50 years of sharpening knifes and thinking your the best of the best you suddenly find out you dont have a clue as to what sharp realy is
if you quickly want to shave in the morning you must get up a hour early
if you can no longer drive by a antic shop or yard sale
if haveing big iron in your hand means 2 ozs.
if your hands are allways stroking your face
if you strop when your bored
if you find inner peace in the bathroom while standing
Wikified. http://straightrazorpalace.com/srpwi...t_shaver_if... - hope you like it.
When faceturbation rings a bell.
When an Escher is a rock and not a drawing.
When a Belgian is both a hone and a beer.
when face time isn't spent dealing with someone else.
When you have done bought that new Sharps big fifty with a hundred new cases and dies with all the money you have save not buying disposable razor blades !
[QUOTE=Dirt4dinner;414653]You might be a straight shaver if...
...you hope someone notices the huge CUT under your ear and asks what happened.
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Hahahaha! :roflmao I've actually done that...! Guess that means I am..!
...faceturbation gives you more satisfaction then masturbation.