If you don't like foul language, don't read. I like the bit at the end about a "second strip that lathers." :)
**** Everything, We're Doing Five Blades | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
If you don't like foul language, don't read. I like the bit at the end about a "second strip that lathers." :)
**** Everything, We're Doing Five Blades | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
That is the proof: the onion is a good and reputable news source!
They have just struggled with rumors about their news being less than true.
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Originally Posted by flyboy
Indeed, I think this proves that given a few years, EVERYTHING will be true!
I've run across that one before, but it still makes me laugh.
Good stuff:
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"Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."
The Onion wrote their article in 2004. In 2005, Gillette announced the world's first five-blade razor. Life truly does imitate art.
Gillette unveils 5-bladed razor with two lubricating strips - Sep. 14, 2005
Doesn't it actually have six blades? The one in the backside is meant for shaving those areas you can no longer shave with them 5 blades, whereas you only had to blaze through when there was only 3? :).