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    That is the proof: the onion is a good and reputable news source!
    They have just struggled with rumors about their news being less than true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyboy View Post
    That is the proof: the onion is a good and reputable news source!
    They have just struggled with rumors about their news being less than true.

    Indeed, I think this proves that given a few years, EVERYTHING will be true!

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    I've run across that one before, but it still makes me laugh.

    Good stuff:

    "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."

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    Default And now for the punch line....

    The Onion wrote their article in 2004. In 2005, Gillette announced the world's first five-blade razor. Life truly does imitate art.

    Gillette unveils 5-bladed razor with two lubricating strips - Sep. 14, 2005

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    Doesn't it actually have six blades? The one in the backside is meant for shaving those areas you can no longer shave with them 5 blades, whereas you only had to blaze through when there was only 3? .

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